When Media Corp decided to gatecrash our Science lesson (26 Apr)

A surprise visit by the Media Corp's filming crew on a Friday afternoon.

Homework For @(?$?@)!# P.S. You would know how to solve this if you had read Wentuo's previous post

Math:
1) Mock paper 2011 Part 1. Due tomorrow.

Science:
1) WS 8. Due tomorrow. Group activity due Friday.

华文：
1）第十课习字。明天交。

That's (not (maybe) ) all.

P.S. You might have noticed that I changed my name to Trinitrotoluene Tan. Trinitrotoluene is what most of you might know as TNT.

Homework For 26/4/13

Riddle: If I am me and he is you and you are you and I am she and she is him and you are me and she is you and I am he and he is he and she is she, then who are you? Answer at the bottom

English:

1) Find out more about Bobby.

Math:

1) 2012 Part 2 if you have not finished.

Chinese:

1) 练习 2.

Science:

1) WS 8.

2) Mock paper 1. Due 2/5/13 (Thursday).

All of those which I did not provide due date are due on Monday.

Answer: You are he, you, me, and she.

H_ _ _ W O _ _ for Friday the 13x2

What was it again?

English, Maths and SS:

_ _ t h _ _ g! YAY 

Silence (S _ _ e n _ e):

ERM one quarter. (2/8, depending on how you see it.)

Science WS...
'Le mock paper.

華文:

這個那個...口試練習。

(Oral _ _ _ o _ i _ _ tion.)

...對了! 還有活動本改正和華文練習二。

可以先把筆記，語文應用和活動本做

Did you fill in the 4 blanks correctly? Answers out when your next generation dies! (Just _ i _ d _ _ g!!)

Homework.

Sorry, no jokes. Can't think of any.

English

Portfolio and Persuasive text.

Science 

ERM 8

Chinese 

Memorize oral

NOTHING ELSE.

I might have left something out...

Class Photo Taking on Friday (26/4)

Dear boys,

A gentle reminder that the class photo taking session takes place tomorrow, at 10.45 am.
Do report to school in your full uniform and tie.For those boys I have spoken to, pls get a haircut by today.
Everyone, remember to look handsome and smart tomorrow! :)

Mrs Ng

Homework For 24/4/13

Sorry I'm so late. I thought David was doing it today, but he didn't do it so...

English:

1) Refer to the previous post.

2) If you're too lazy here it is:

i) Persuasive written due Friday for tasks 1 & 2. If 3 & 4 you should have passed it up today.

ii) Persuasive written (the actual thing) due next Thursday.

iii) Persuasive oral due next Thursday.

Math:

1) Math WSs due tomorrow.

Science:

1) Check the Science blog assignments.

2) Filing.

3) Science WS 7.

Reminders:
1) Full school uniform on Friday. Bring PE to change.
2) No supplementary tomorrow.
3) CT1

(I think) that's all.

Homework For 23/4/13

Me: Hi! It's been a while, hasn't it?

Class: No it hasn't.

Me: :'(

English:

1) Persuasive written planning. Due Friday (Tasks 1 & 2)/ Wednesday (Tasks 3 & 4).

2) Persuasive oral. Due next Thursday (I think).

3) Persuasive written. After Mr Chua returns the planning. Due next Thursday.

Science:

1) WS 4. Due tomorrow.

Math:

1) WSs if you have not done them. Due tomorrow (actually isn't every Math homework due the next day?).

SS:

1) Portfolio 2. Due on 29/4/13

Reminders:

1) CT1 coming up! Ahhhhhhh!

Term 1 Science Stickers

Dear boys,

Thanks for updating the google doc that Wee Kean had kindly done up!

I'm still waiting for these three boys:
Ulvis, Richard and Ray Ee

to update the doc.

Please get it done by this Thursday.

Regards
Mrs Ng

Proper School Attire on Tuesdays for Term 2

Dear boys,

Please be reminded that for every Tuesday this term, you are expected to report to school in FULL uniform with tie.

You are exempted from this only unless you have to attend SPHERE on Tuesday recess time or you have a SPORTS CCA after school where you will be in PE attire.

Based on the info I had received from the class a few weeks ago, these are the boys who are in SPHERE currently: Lei Yu, Darius, Joshua, Cheng Yat, Wee Kean.

Please let me know if the info I have at hand is updated.

Regards,
Mrs Ng

Homweork for 22/4/2013

One fine Monday morning...

Mrs. Ng: Class, I have some good news for you.

Class: (excitedly) What is it Mrs. Ng? (Lol)

Mrs. Ng: There is no more secondary school homework!!!

Class: YAY!

Mrs. Ng: But I have some bad news for you.

Class: ?

Mrs. Ng: All the secondary teachers will be absent until 2015.

Class: ...

And that is why there is no more secondary school homework (and lessons) until 2015. That is also why "Chemistry", "Biology", "Physics", "History" and "Geography" disappaered from the time table 1 minute ago.

Anyway, onto the homework...

Primary Curricuulm

English

1. Portfolio

2. Persuasive text assignment.

As in...

i. Complete the planning sheet. 24/4 for thoes who want to do Tasks 3/4/5 and 26/4 for everybody.

ii. Planning sheet return date is 29/4; Compelte Tasks 1/2 & 3/4 by the day after WORKING DAY.

Math

1. Nothing but notihng if you completed your WS6 in class.

Science

1. ERM 2 due Fry Day.

2. Trash your green beans Green bean worksheet due Wednesday. Remmeber your photos?

3. Corrections if not completed (I think the whole class completed it)

华文

1. 没交活本动的人，明天交。

2. 听写！！！

Social Studeis

PORTFOLIOS

Edit your portfolio and hand in occasionally for Mr. Yap (Ming Han) to check!

Did you spot all the spellingerorrs?

"Fly Day" is NOT an error!
There are 10 errors in total.

Homework For 19/4/13

No jokes this time. Can't think of any.

English:

1) Portfolio. Due unknown.

Math:

1) WS 4A/B. Due Mon.

Science:

1) WS 4. Due Wed.

2) WS 6. Due Mon.

3) ERM 2. Due Fri.

4) Earth Day reflection (I'm not sure if this should be under science). Both type and hand written are allowed. Due Mon.

Chinese:

1) 活动本 9. Due Mon.

2) 笔记 and 练习 9 + 语文应用 3. Due Wed.

That's all.

FRIDAY THE 18th AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

H O M E   W O R K   F O R

F R I D A Y   T H E   1 8 t h ! ! !

Primary Curriculum

1. English

FOREVER PORTFOLIO! (nothing else?)

2. Chinese (or is it CHINESE?)

FOREVER PORTFOLIO! (nothing else?) 

1. 习字第八 九 八 九 IMA SO CONFUSED 课

Note:Ｉsuggest you complete NONE ALL of these:

1. 活动本

2. 笔记

3. 语文应用

4. 笔记

3. Science

ERM 7 due TOMORROW

OH GOD I AM SO STARTLED OH NO

Science Worksheet Science Worksheet

4. Social Studies

M & S & S S Portfolio Due Date Coming!

SIGN YOUR UN SIGNED FILE

"We're sorry, Justin Bieber just left. Please come 100 million years to get an autograph!"

"We're sorry, this is not Justin Bieber, but is JUSTIN BELIEBER!!!"

Oh No.

5. Guess. GUESS. GUESSSSSS!!!

NOTHING (Worksheet - DEPENDS ON YOU.)

We're finished!

(You hope.)

Stop reading.

This is the end.

No one can save you.

If you disobey me.

                 -Herobrasketevitchzlimbrinebithenderdragonotch

Anyways, you wanted to read on.

BEWARE

YOU'LL REGRET IT

Secondary Curriculum

1. Chinese

活动本第 595 课至第 603 课

习字第 595 课至第 603 课

2. English

10 Essays!!!

Upload them by this 7 pm.

10 Comprehension exercises

10 Mock Test (A-level) Papers

Due 19/4/13

"OMG I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE"
But there's MORE.

3. Math

Complete WS 1 - 21 for Algebra.

Complete 1st chapter for Math Workbook.

4. Science

Science WS 2450 - 2550

File in Worksheets. Hand in to Mrs Ng tomorrow.

5. History

Write a full account of Columbus's life.

Write a full account of Thomas Edison's life.

Due TMR (OMGOSH)

6. Chemistry

WS 125 - 128.

Bring SULFURIC ACID and 100g of PLATINUM to school TMR for experiment.

7. Geography (and "Spaceology")

Map out the place David Attenborough and David Toh lives. 

- Measure the latitude and longtitude

- Plot them using Google Earth

- Find the distance between their homes

Count the number of stars in the SOLAR SYSTEM, MILKY WAY and THE UNIVERSE and compare them with ratio.

"I'VE HAD ENOUGH"

But I'm not done yet.

...

"STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"

Students can't fight with teachers, can they?

8. Portfolios

English: Due 19/4/13 (Persuasive Text XXX)

Math: Due 20/4/13 (PI)

Science: Due 22/4/13 (The Theory of Everything)

History: Due 24/4/13 (All the great people in the world)

Xan: "Okay. Now. Seriously. (How long are you going to wish for something that will never come true?)"

David: "Also, I bet you wanted to "Mr. Chua" a bit right now."

Steve: "THIS TASTES TERRI ~

Server: Steve got whammed in the chest by a diamond fork.

I HAVE AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO DELIVER:

I will not be uploading ALL the homework of the day.

If Xan helps, then Good for you!

If he doesn't, then BAD for you!

(This is to make sure you have to copy the homework down. ;))

I've said all I can say.

Goodbye!

(Don't you think this thread is getting a bit too looooooooong?)

Useful links:

HERE (Play Minecraft for free! Website 1)

HERE TOO (keep clicking on this link for FREE DIAMONDS)

HERE TOO TOO (download the infamous SUPERCOMPUTER VIRUS mod!)

I AM EVIL!!!!!!!!!

Server: David has been bobbified.

Server: 5 f a i t h f u l n e s s ' 1 3 has been bobbified.

Server: CHSP and CHS has been bobbified.

Server: ALL the schools in Singapore have been bobbified.

Server: Singapore has been bobbified.

Server: ASEAN has been bobbified.

Server: China & ASEAN have been bobbified.

Server: Asia South & China have been bobbified.

Server: Asia has been bobbified.

Server: North America has been bobbified.

Server: South America has been bobbified.

Server: Africa has been bobbified.

Server: Europe has been bobbified.

Server: Australia has been bobbified.

Server: Antarctica has been bobbified.

Server: The Arctic has been bobbified.

Server: THE WHOLE WORLD HAS BEEN BOBBIFIED!!!

Server: Server has been b~

ERROR

ERROR

0012

Server failed Server: Tried to be the official Server for 

"5 f a i t h f u l n e s s ' 1 3" while being bobbified.

Homework For 17/4/13

Evil David.

Anyway...

English:

1) Persuasive exercise 3. Due tomorrow. Don't hand up!

Math:

1) Triangles WS 2. Due tomorrow.

Science:
1) WS 4. Due 24/4/13

Chinese:

1) Sign both 小测验.

2) Get your parents to kill you if your 小测验 marks were below 50 (joking).

Earth Day: 

1) Refer to the Science blog for instructions.

Done.

Homework For 16/04/13

Honestly, I don't know! Just kidding.

English:

1) Portfolio. Due a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.*

Math:

1) Math Triangles WS 1. Due tomorrow.

Science:

1) Science WS 1. Check the Science blog for more details.
2) ERM 1. Due Friday.

Chinese:

1) Check the Chinese blog and see if there's anything new.
2) Memorise 口试 1 & 2.

Social Studies:

1) Merger and Separation. Due 22/04/13

2) Portfolio 2. Due 29/04/13

Others:

1) Get your parents to complete Cheng Yat's survey and hand it to him tomorrow.

Class Photo Taking (26 Apr) & NAPFA Test (29 May)

Dear boys,

Two dates to take note and add to your calendar.

For the Class Photo Taking on 26 Apr (Friday), our scheduled session is 10.45 a.m., immediately straight after your recess. So for that recess, please refrain from playing soccer or engaging in activities that will cause you to perspire heavily. Also remember to report to school in full uniform; no polo/PE/CCA t-shirt during photo-taking. Bring along the school tie as well. Do also set aside some time this weekend to get a haircut if your hair is getting too long.

P5 NAPFA test will be held on 29 May (Wed), 2 - 4.30 p.m. The test will usually end by 3.45 p.m. if there are no delays. Some of you were sharing with me several days ago on how a particular event has affected your overall score last year. Do try to set aside time these 2 weeks to work on your weaker stations.

Rgds,
Mrs Ng

Extra Things For 15/04/13

David forgot these so I'm doing it.

Science:

1) ERM 1 due 19/04/13! (Fri) The world is in chaos due to this shocking revelation.

Music:

1) Start prac... zzzzz zzzz <static> <static>

Alert! Alert! I'd like to go on with the homework but it seems that a meteorite has just struck my house and I'm dead! How in the world am I still writing this?

That's because I'm joking. Now back to the homework.

Music:
1) Start practicing for our recorder test coming up.

Others:
1) FTGP journal do page 21 and 22.

That's all.

Jpzreptl gpt 26/15/24

Well...

If you know the code, STOP READING THIS INSTANT!!

Anyways...

SEIDUTS LAICOS

1. The 2 Portfolios.

2. The 2 Portfolios.

3. SS WS (WW?)

HSILGNE

1. The one portfolio(s).

2. The one portfolio(s). 

ECNEICS

1. Visit Ecneics Blog for more details.

2. Worksheet - Parts A and B (Visit Ecneics Blog for more details!!! [I'VE REPEATED THAT TEN THOUSAND TIMES!])
3. ERM

文华文化

Download the virus HERE for free to know more.

Math, History, Geography, Economics,...

NOTHING!!! YAY!!!

Code Solver:

In case you did not know the solution, change the letters in the keyboard to the letter left of it (look at the keyboard to help you). Example: J>h, p>o, z>m

THAT'S ALL! 

Earth Day! (16 - 19 Apr)

Dear boys,

Do take note of the following Earth Day activities that will take place in school over the next few days.


1. Fans Off Everyday (F.O.E) (16 - 19 Apr)
Earth Hour - All the fans in the classroom will be switched off for 15 mins everyday from 7.45 - 8 a.m. Groups on duty & class captains, kindly ensure that from Tuesday - Friday this week.


2. Protect our Environment Assembly Talk by National Geographic Explorer (16 Apr)

It will take place from 12.45 - 1.45 p.m.

Focus of talk:

-   to raise awareness on human activities which lead to global warming and extinction of organisms

-   changing our lifestyle which can help minimize the harm on the environment.

3. Screening of Earth-themed documentaries & quiz @ Library (16 Apr)
Pupils watch a documentary, answer quiz and collect a stamp Watch four documentaries on four consecutive days and receive 4 stamps.
Redeem tokens for completed cards.

4. Bring Your Own Containers (16 - 19 Apr)
To minimise the use of styrofoam and other disposable containers, all of you are strongly encouraged to bring your own recyclable food containers, spoons/forks/chopsticks if you are buying packed food from the school canteen stalls.

Pupils who bring their own containers to buy food will receive a coupon from the stall vendors. Pupils will write their names on the back of each coupon and drop it into the box provided in the office. Winners will receive a token for being a FRIEND of the EARTH.

Tokens will be awarded to 10 top winners who have dropped the most number of coupons into the box. Some boys may get more than 1 coupon per day as they may eat lunch in the canteen after school.

5. Collection of used plastic bottles & paper (17 – 19 Apr)
Each pupil will bring at least one used plastic bottle (washed and dried) and collect used paper. A trash bag & a recycling box will be issued to the class from Wed – Fri to deposit the items.

6. Amazing Science Trail (19 Apr)

7.45 – 8.45 a.m. To be carried out in groups around the school.

Go Green

Conserve . Sustain

Let’s do our part!

Homework For 12/04/13

Homework For XII/IV/XIII

For whatever reason that David has not posted yet, I shall do it for him.

Chinese:
1) 习字 VIII. Due XV/IV
2) 阅读理解. Due XV/IV
3) 周记 on GEP camp. Due XV/IV

Science:
1) Count the number of stickers you have and update it on the google excel that Wee Kean made.

Chinese:
1) 习字 VIII. Due XV/IV
2) 阅读理解. Due XV/IV
3) 周记 on GEP camp. Due XV/IV

Math:
1) Bring big straws and cardboard on XV/IV

Science:
1) Count the number of stickers you have and update it on the google excel that Wee Kean made. Due XV/IV

English:
1) Bobbify yourself. Due XV/IV

Others:
1) NAPFA form. Due XV/IV

English:
1) Bobbify yourself. Due XV/IV

That's all.

That's all.

Homework for 11/04/13

Homework For 11/04/13

Note: Unlike your other webmasters, I don't do jokes. Just joking. 

Anyway, the homework.

English:
1) For those who have not completed your assessing of compositions for whatever reason, complete it by tomorrow.
2) The comprehension Ye Ye due tomorrow.

Social Studies:
1) File check tomorrow. Get your parents to sign. If you don't give him the file you shall stay back for the one hour recess!

That's all.

Alert! Alert! I was wrong.

Chinese:

1) 笔记 & 练习 8. Also 语文应用 2. File in your 活动单. Due tomorrow.

2) 周记 Topic: 露营记. (Basically the GEP camp) Due Monday.

That's all. (You wish)

Reminder:

1) Start revising for all our CT1s coming up!

Okay. Now this is it. (You're still wishing)

CME:

1)Complete the reflection thingy Mrs Chiew gave us. Hand up by tomorrow to Wee Kean.

Okay. Now. Seriously. (How long are you going to wish for something that will never come true?)

P.S. Your wish has come true.

3102/4/01 rof krowemoH

BASICALLY,

Only the Science notes. (Try to complete as many blanks as possible)
Chinese: Visit the Chinese Blog.

WARNING!

English portfolio submission date coming soon!

(!oot SS)

Gentle Reminders:

Chinese:

CT1:

1st to 10th lessons

Both papers

10/5/13

Maths:

Investigation paper:

Quadratic Formulas

30/4/13

SS (You know what this means):

Merger and Separation Project Final Submission:

29/4/13

That's all the Important Stuff you have to take note of. (For this month)

P.S. Maths Ratio Test TMR (Tomorrow)

Homework for 31/4/01 (Opposite)

Apparently, Xan and David did not come yet.

English:

Post your Remebering CHS on English Site Due Today

Look at your allocation (Important,as Mr Chua did not group by reg no.)

Mark your partners' essay using the rubrics here Due TMR

Chinese:

第八课笔记+练习  星期五交

周记 （GEP Camp)　星期一交

Science:

Diversity notes (Must be 80% done) Due TMR

CME (?):

Bring colour pencils, etcetra etcetra

Homework for 9+4=13

Homework for today:
English:
Portfolio.
Maths:
Nothing.
Chinese:
第八课笔记和练习。
Science:
Nothing

Homework for the day after after after GEP Camp

Note: My computer was not laggy when I typed 'after'

English:

Portfolio (Mr Chua posted nothing)

Whoever still have outstanding book reviews, you know what to do

Maths:

Test Paper Due TMR

Chinese (Most):

语文应用 （二）星期五交
第八课习字  星期五交

第八课练习  星期五交

周记 （露营记）　 星期一交

明天带字典　（也不是作业）

Music (Very odd for this to come up):

Practice recorder

Reminder:

Maths Olympiad Form

There is NSW Computer Skills TMR (WARNING!)

小测验是在星期四

拜拜！C YU

Camp @ Pasir Ris - Day 2

Welcoming the new day with a megawatt smile :)

Rise & Shine

Camp @ Pasir Ris - Day 1

Snippets of Day 1

[Videos of the camp had been uploaded to the Science Blog]

[photo courtesy of Lin Lao Shi]

[photo courtesy of Lin Lao Shi]

[photo courtesy of Lin Lao Shi]

[photo courtesy of Lin Lao Shi]

[photo courtesy of Lin Lao Shi]

Single-handedly whipping up a delicious dinner for his group members! Nom nom nom...!

Homework for @?$?@)!# (Capped)

There is no Homework for today.

The End

BYE BYE...

Daily Countdown:

GEP Camp: OMG TMR!!!

...That is correct if you finished your Maths!

P.S. To solve the date look at your keyboard

Homework for 4/1/13

Ooops, I wrote it the opposite way again...

English:

I can't remember, I think its something starting with com... Maybe composition.

Nah... It's comprehension, April Fools!

Maths:

Worksheet 3

Science:

Add up all the stickers (Not an assignment, but Mrs Ng said so)

Prepare file check next Tue
"

"heredity" and "hereditary"

posted 5 hours ago by Esther Ng

Something to think about: What's the difference between the two terms? Under which context do you use each term? The nucleus contains all the hereditary ( or is it heredity? ) materials which can be passed down from parent to offspring. Will like to hear from you during the next lesson. :)"

Daily Counter:

GEP Camp [WARNING] 2 DAYS

Nearest Exam (Oral) 14-15 DAYS

Nearest Sup 10 DAYS

SS Merge & Separate 21 DAYS

Note:

There is no school tomorrow (tomorrow) [Call & Response]