FRIDAY THE 18th AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

H O M E   W O R K   F O R

F R I D A Y   T H E   1 8 t h ! ! !

Primary Curriculum

1. English

FOREVER PORTFOLIO! (nothing else?)

2. Chinese (or is it CHINESE?)

FOREVER PORTFOLIO! (nothing else?) 

1. 习字第八 九 八 九 IMA SO CONFUSED 课

Note:Ｉsuggest you complete NONE ALL of these:

1. 活动本

2. 笔记

3. 语文应用

4. 笔记

3. Science

ERM 7 due TOMORROW

OH GOD I AM SO STARTLED OH NO

Science Worksheet Science Worksheet

4. Social Studies

M & S & S S Portfolio Due Date Coming!

SIGN YOUR UN SIGNED FILE

"We're sorry, Justin Bieber just left. Please come 100 million years to get an autograph!"

"We're sorry, this is not Justin Bieber, but is JUSTIN BELIEBER!!!"

Oh No.

5. Guess. GUESS. GUESSSSSS!!!

NOTHING (Worksheet - DEPENDS ON YOU.)

We're finished!

(You hope.)

Stop reading.

This is the end.

No one can save you.

If you disobey me.

                 -Herobrasketevitchzlimbrinebithenderdragonotch

Anyways, you wanted to read on.

BEWARE

YOU'LL REGRET IT

Secondary Curriculum

1. Chinese

活动本第 595 课至第 603 课

习字第 595 课至第 603 课

2. English

10 Essays!!!

Upload them by this 7 pm.

10 Comprehension exercises

10 Mock Test (A-level) Papers

Due 19/4/13

"OMG I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE"
But there's MORE.

3. Math

Complete WS 1 - 21 for Algebra.

Complete 1st chapter for Math Workbook.

4. Science

Science WS 2450 - 2550

File in Worksheets. Hand in to Mrs Ng tomorrow.

5. History

Write a full account of Columbus's life.

Write a full account of Thomas Edison's life.

Due TMR (OMGOSH)

6. Chemistry

WS 125 - 128.

Bring SULFURIC ACID and 100g of PLATINUM to school TMR for experiment.

7. Geography (and "Spaceology")

Map out the place David Attenborough and David Toh lives. 

- Measure the latitude and longtitude

- Plot them using Google Earth

- Find the distance between their homes

Count the number of stars in the SOLAR SYSTEM, MILKY WAY and THE UNIVERSE and compare them with ratio.

"I'VE HAD ENOUGH"

But I'm not done yet.

...

"STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"

Students can't fight with teachers, can they?

8. Portfolios

English: Due 19/4/13 (Persuasive Text XXX)

Math: Due 20/4/13 (PI)

Science: Due 22/4/13 (The Theory of Everything)

History: Due 24/4/13 (All the great people in the world)

Xan: "Okay. Now. Seriously. (How long are you going to wish for something that will never come true?)"

David: "Also, I bet you wanted to "Mr. Chua" a bit right now."

Steve: "THIS TASTES TERRI ~

Server: Steve got whammed in the chest by a diamond fork.

I HAVE AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO DELIVER:

I will not be uploading ALL the homework of the day.

If Xan helps, then Good for you!

If he doesn't, then BAD for you!

(This is to make sure you have to copy the homework down. ;))

I've said all I can say.

Goodbye!

(Don't you think this thread is getting a bit too looooooooong?)

Useful links:

HERE (Play Minecraft for free! Website 1)

HERE TOO (keep clicking on this link for FREE DIAMONDS)

HERE TOO TOO (download the infamous SUPERCOMPUTER VIRUS mod!)

I AM EVIL!!!!!!!!!

Server: David has been bobbified.

Server: 5 f a i t h f u l n e s s ' 1 3 has been bobbified.

Server: CHSP and CHS has been bobbified.

Server: ALL the schools in Singapore have been bobbified.

Server: Singapore has been bobbified.

Server: ASEAN has been bobbified.

Server: China & ASEAN have been bobbified.

Server: Asia South & China have been bobbified.

Server: Asia has been bobbified.

Server: North America has been bobbified.

Server: South America has been bobbified.

Server: Africa has been bobbified.

Server: Europe has been bobbified.

Server: Australia has been bobbified.

Server: Antarctica has been bobbified.

Server: The Arctic has been bobbified.

Server: THE WHOLE WORLD HAS BEEN BOBBIFIED!!!

Server: Server has been b~

ERROR

ERROR

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Server failed Server: Tried to be the official Server for 

"5 f a i t h f u l n e s s ' 1 3" while being bobbified.