Homework For LAST DAY OF SCHOOL (XXX/V/MMXIII)

English:
1) Go to English Site for e-learning work and holiday homework

Math:
1) As Ms Thum says, "If you want to work hard, work hard during daily work, not holidays." So no holiday homework for Math!
2) Sadly, there's sill e-learning homework on Asknlearn

Chinese:
1) Go to Asknlearn for e-learning homework
2) 笔记 for 课s 1-10

Science:
1) Go to Science Blog for e-learning homework
2) I think there's no Science holiday homework (I'm doing this based on memory)

SS:
1) Go to Asknlearn for e-learning homework

JOTD:

Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began.
"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
"Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's the P?
"It's running down my leg."

~Anselm

FFOTD:

A ball of glass will bounce higher than a ball of rubber. A ball of solid steel will bounce higher than one made entirely of glass.
~Anselm

NOTD:

There's good news and bad news:

Good news:
It's the school holiday!

Bad news:
It's the school holiday...

Neutral news:
There probably won't be many, if any posts on the class blog until school starts again. I don't know if you guys actually like our posts or don't even check this blog so I put it under neutral news.


Goodbye everyone! I'll see you next term!

Homework For XXIX/V/MMXIII

English:
1) EL File

Chinese:
1) You can actually do Friday's work for the e-learning now on asknlearn.
2) 假期作业

Science:
1) Bring Vitamindz booklet tomorrow.

SS:
1) Notes for e-learning day.

General:
1) Clear everything under your table; there should be no valuables in the lockers; if you want to keep anything in your locker, lock your locker (make sure you don't lock your key inside!).

JOTD:

Three sons left home to make their fortunes, and they all did very, very well for themselves. They got together recently and were discussing what they each had done to benefit their aging mother.
"Well," said the first one, "I bought Mom a huge house in Beverly Hills."
"I bought her a Mercedes and hired a full-time driver for her."
"I've got you both beat," said the third. "I bought her a miraculous parrot that can recite any Bible verse you tell it to."
A little later, the mother sent out a thank you letter to all three sons. "Gerald -- the house you bought was too big. I only live in one room, but I have to clean the entire house. Milton -- the car is useless because I don't go anywhere because I'm too old. But Robert -- you know exactly what I like. The chicken was delicious." 

~Anselm

NOTD:

From Yiheng:
Please check your emails as Yiheng will be sending you an invitation to his birthday party (though I'm not sure if he's inviting everyone or some people).

FFOTD:

You can die if you suppress a sneeze. 

Homework For XXVIII/V/MMXIII

NOTHING

Other than yesterday's homework which you haven't done.

BUT WAIT...

Get your parents to sign your Science paper.

AHH SORRY GUYS I FORGOT TO UPDATE Homework For XXVII/V/MMXIII

Math:
1) Whatever WSs you haven't completed

Science:
1) Vitamindz complete the whole booklet
2) Science filing

SS:
1) Read the notes

General:
1) Get your parents to sign whatever exam papers we got back

JOTD:
I don't have one today, sorry!

FFOTD (Fun fact of the day):
To make up for the JOTD.

Did you know...

That hamsters can change their gender? This was proven when my sister's hamster was supposed to be a male, then it started giving birth!

P.S. I'm serious

P.P.S Just like the JOTD, if you have any suggestion for the FFOTD, email me at iamxanng@gmail.com


That's all!

Final Week of Semester 1

Thanks to Xan for the reminders. :)

A couple of things to take note for next week.

1.  Science (27 & 28 May)
Please visit the blog for updates on the post-Sungei Buloh assignment.
Ring file check for Repro in Plants is due on Tuesday.
Do set aside time to organise your file this weekend and please strive to get full marks for your file this time round. Hand in as a ring file, together with Cells & Electrical Systems WS.

Homework For XXIII/V/MMXIII

English:
Refer to previous post, please. (I am lazy)

Math:
I) Sign papers

Science:
I) File check on Tuesday. Refer to the Science Blog for more details.
II) Stixy board for Sungei Buloh.

Reminder:
Yes, yes come to school tomorrow, please. Bring all your books and when you come to school you will hear a mocking silence.

JOTD:

How to troll a cop- 

Cop: Where do you live?

Me: With my parents.

Cop: Where does your parents live?

Me: With Me.

Cop: Where do you all live? (getting frustrated)

Me: Together.

Cop: (giving up) Where is your house?

Me: Next to my neighbour's house.

Cop: (wants to faint) Where is your neighbour's house?

Me: You won't believe it if I tell you.

Cop: (thinks I am going to tell him) Tell me.

Me: Next to my house.

*BOOM* Cop fainted...

TROLL

~Anselm

Homework for XXII/V/MMXIII

English:
I) EL File
II) EL Portfolio

Math:
I) WS 11
II) Get your parents to sign your thingy that says how many marks you have

Science:
I) Concept map
II) Filing on next Tuesday (28/5/13)

General:
I) Get you parents to kill you because your exam results were terrible (if they are terrible)

Reminder:
I) I advise you to come to school tomorrow with your heavy bag containing all your books and homework, for we are not going anywhere tomorrow. :)

I hope you can see where I'm coming from...

JOTD:

Teacher: Tom, you must work twice as hard as you are now.

Tom: But, 0 x 2 = 0. Thus, I still do not need to work!

~Cheng Yeti (as he calls himself, or maybe just yeti)

Homework for 21/5...

Since Bobby hasn't uploaded, I'll do it for him.
Today's JOTD is too complicated, thus I'm not doing it.
It involves 4 songs combined. Asher and Marshmallow created it. No earlier versions have been found.

All the homework summed up in ONE GO!!!

Science - ERM due tomorrow

             - Concept maps due the day after

English - EZEKIEL PLEASE BRING YOUR SCRIPT

             - Make changes to your script.

It appears that Science always has the most homework. I wonder..