Homework For XXIX/V/MMXIII

English:
1) EL File

Chinese:
1) You can actually do Friday's work for the e-learning now on asknlearn.
2) 假期作业

Science:
1) Bring Vitamindz booklet tomorrow.

SS:
1) Notes for e-learning day.

General:
1) Clear everything under your table; there should be no valuables in the lockers; if you want to keep anything in your locker, lock your locker (make sure you don't lock your key inside!).

JOTD:

Three sons left home to make their fortunes, and they all did very, very well for themselves. They got together recently and were discussing what they each had done to benefit their aging mother.
"Well," said the first one, "I bought Mom a huge house in Beverly Hills."
"I bought her a Mercedes and hired a full-time driver for her."
"I've got you both beat," said the third. "I bought her a miraculous parrot that can recite any Bible verse you tell it to."
A little later, the mother sent out a thank you letter to all three sons. "Gerald -- the house you bought was too big. I only live in one room, but I have to clean the entire house. Milton -- the car is useless because I don't go anywhere because I'm too old. But Robert -- you know exactly what I like. The chicken was delicious." 

~Anselm

NOTD:

From Yiheng:
Please check your emails as Yiheng will be sending you an invitation to his birthday party (though I'm not sure if he's inviting everyone or some people).

FFOTD:

You can die if you suppress a sneeze.