May 8, 2013

Homework for 8/5/13

English:
1) English CT1 tomorrow! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Chinese:
1) -Nil- (or so I might think)

Math:
1) If you have not finished, 2010 CT1 Part ???
2) 2009 CT1 Part 2

Science:
1) Sign practice 1.
2) Sign 2011 OE paper.

That (might) be all.

But... wait!

JOTD:

Bobby the 1st: Why did the duck cross the road?

Bobby the 2nd: Oh, not this again.

Bobby the 1st: Just answer. Come on.

Bobby the 2nd: Sigh.... I don't know.

Bobby the 1st: Exactly! Ha ha ha ha.... That's not really funny is it.

Bobby the 3rd: No it's not! Er... but what are you talking about?

Bobby the 1st and 2nd: Nosy people...


May 7, 2013

Reminders

Dear boys,

I hope you are busy preparing for your upcoming exams!
Some gentle reminders to take note on a rainy afternoon:

1. New Cafe at Secondary School
Do note that you are only allowed to purchase food/drinks from the cafe after 2.15 p.m. every day, not 1.45 p.m.

2. P5 Common Test 1 & Soccer (7 - 14 May)
You have been repeatedly reminded by your subject teachers to cease all soccer and activities during this period that will cause you to perspire heavily. This is a measure that we are taking to reduce the incidence of accidents occuring during the exam period. Do utilise this time properly to revise for your papers. However, it has come to our attention that some of you continued with your soccer game during recess time today. At 2.30 p.m., I saw two boys at the parade square, playing soccer.

Closer to and during the exam period, you are strongly encouraged to go back home as soon as lessons are over, instead of hanging around after school.

I understand that it may be difficult for some of you. Hence, if you feel that you are unable to live without soccer in sch the next few days, kindly get your parents' approval and write me a letter to allow you to continue with your games.

3. CHS Family Day 2013 (6 July)
A quick update on the forms you had received today. Earlier, I had mentioned that our class has adopted one of the stalls for family day and each of you will be chipping in $15 to adopt the stall.

Latest news: Pupils are NOT required to chip in to adopt a class game stall this year!
However, through this new initiative, the school hopes that you will continue to show your support by purchasing more game coupons. So do try to purchase more than 1 game coupon ya? :)

Pls return the green, beige and yellow forms by this Friday (10 May)
Nil return is required.


4. Haircut and nails check
For those whose names were taken down by the disclipline committee for long hair, hope you have managed to find time to visit the barber. There will be another round of checking soon.

Homework for 2013/7/5

*Facepalm* Xan
Luckily Xan hasn't uploaded.

Homework for 2013/7/5

English

Speech. Revision. (Something else.)

Mathematics

Revision. (Something else?)

Science & Chemistry

Revision. Purchase workbooks (if you like). Nothing else.

Chinese & French

Revision. Purchase workbooks (if you like). Nothing else.

Social Studies

Well...nothing.

Reminders

Family Day Form.
Remember NOT to play soccer during these periods...(Write a letter to Mrs. Ng if you want to.)
And...REVISE!!!!!

JOTD:

Excuse me for the rough language, but...
what is:
1 PSY + 1 PSY + 1 PSY?
Answers in the next episode!
Credits to Xan
giving me the idea!

May 6, 2013

RI Primary World Math Contest Results

The boys who performed exceedingly well during the contest -

Wee Kean (High Distinction),
Lei Yu (High Distinction) &
David (Distinction) !







Homework For 6/5/13

English:
1) Persuasive speech due after exams.

Chinese:
1) Nothing.
2) Just kidding.
3) Just kidding for that just kidding.

Science:
1) Mock paper misconceptions. Due tomorrow (I guess). But I'm not sure if we have to hand it up.
2) Sign MCQ mock paper 2011. I don't think we have to hand this up.

Math:
1) 2010 part 2 if you have not finished. Due tomorrow.

JOTD (joke of the day):

Bobby the 1st: Why did the duck cross the road?

Bobby the 2nd: Why?

Bobby the 1st: Go ask him yourself.

Narrator: Bobby the 2nd crosses the road to find the duck, but he gets knocked down and killed by a car.

A few days later...

Bobby the 3rd: Why did Bobby the 2nd cross the road?

Bobby the 1st: Why?

Bobby the 3rd: Go ask him yourself.

Bobby the 1st: .... He's dead.

Bobby the 3rd: That's why I'm asking you.

Narrator: Bobby the 3rd makes a troll face like the one in 王老师's comic.

I hope that all of you readers understand the moral of this story. 

Never tell someone named Bobby to go cross a road looking for a duck to ask it why it crossed the road because that Bobby will soon get knocked down and killed and some other Bobby will ask you why that first Bobby crossed the road.



Trinitrotoluene: P.S. I know this isn't really funny.

P.P.S I may be adding a JOTD section from now on. Depending on whether I can think of enough actually funny jokes.


May 3, 2013

No Title.

Really, there is a title.

Homework for 2 days after May Fools' Day

English

EL portfolio due ??/??/??.

Math

SO SAD!!!
Miss Thum never give homework!!! :(

Chinese

"Moving Book" Chapter 10-11. Try to finish.
Try to finish ALL OTHER worksheets (e.g. "Pen Remember")

Science

SCIENCE PRACTICE PAPER!!!

Social Studies

2 portfolios:
Make edits and TRY TO PERFECT IT!!!

PORTFOLIO LIST

1. English Portfolio
2. SS portfolio
3. M&SS Portfolio.






































If you're reading this, you would know that
THERE IS NOTHING LEFT!
(And so why did I put that down here?)

May 2, 2013

Homework For 2/5/13

*Facepalm* to David.

English:
1) Science mock paper. (Maybe this is in the wrong section...?). Due tomorrow.

Math:
1) Mock paper 2011 both parts (if you have not finished). Due tomorrow.

Others:
1) Surveys from Ivan Yap and Ray Ee (I don't know when this is due. Probably pass them tomorrow.)

That's (I think) all.

And once again David, stop being evil. You deprive people of their homework until this hour.

May 1, 2013

Homework For 30/4/13 and 1/5/13

David stop being so evil by not posting even when you told me you would and then now the class has late homework. Colon apostrophe open bracket.

English:
1) Persuasive text. Due Thursday!!! Major assignment!!!

Chinese:
1) Chinese mock paper. Due Thursday.

Others:
1) Edusave form. Due (I think) Thursday.