Homework For 6/5/13

English:

1) Persuasive speech due after exams.

Chinese:

1) Nothing.

2) Just kidding.

3) Just kidding for that just kidding.

Science:

1) Mock paper misconceptions. Due tomorrow (I guess). But I'm not sure if we have to hand it up.

2) Sign MCQ mock paper 2011. I don't think we have to hand this up.

Math:

1) 2010 part 2 if you have not finished. Due tomorrow.

JOTD (joke of the day):

Bobby the 1st: Why did the duck cross the road?

Bobby the 2nd: Why?

Bobby the 1st: Go ask him yourself.

Narrator: Bobby the 2nd crosses the road to find the duck, but he gets knocked down and killed by a car.

A few days later...

Bobby the 3rd: Why did Bobby the 2nd cross the road?

Bobby the 1st: Why?

Bobby the 3rd: Go ask him yourself.

Bobby the 1st: .... He's dead.

Bobby the 3rd: That's why I'm asking you.

Narrator: Bobby the 3rd makes a troll face like the one in 王老师's comic.

I hope that all of you readers understand the moral of this story. 

Never tell someone named Bobby to go cross a road looking for a duck to ask it why it crossed the road because that Bobby will soon get knocked down and killed and some other Bobby will ask you why that first Bobby crossed the road.

Trinitrotoluene: P.S. I know this isn't really funny.

P.P.S I may be adding a JOTD section from now on. Depending on whether I can think of enough actually funny jokes.