Subject
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Homework
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Due
date
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English
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1. Mock trial or debate script
2. Persuasive writing
(a.k.a all the culminating
assignments except the first one.)
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23
August
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3. Don't do your ERP and
your first culminating assignment as DDC might modify or teach us about
it first.
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Term
3
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4. Edit your writing journal
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Unknown
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Maths
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5. 2011 CT2 Part 2 Maths Practice
Paper
6. 2010 CT2 Part 1 Maths Practice
Paper
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13
August
|
Chinese
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7. 习字（第十六课）
8.
2011 CT2年练习（二）
9.
完成填空，做全部六个练习
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19 August
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Science
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ERM 3
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19 August
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Social
Studies
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Worksheet
3 (Do research)
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19
August
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The bartender was washing his glasses when an elderly Irishman came in. With great difficulty, the Irishman hoisted his bad leg over the barstool, pulled himself up painfully, and asked for a sip of Irish whiskey.
The Irishman looked down the bar and asked, "Is that Jesus down there?"
The bartender nodded, so the Irishman told him to give Jesus an Irish whiskey, too.
The Irishman looked down the bar and asked, "Is that Jesus down there?"
The bartender nodded, so the Irishman told him to give Jesus an Irish whiskey, too.
The next patron to come in was an ailing Italian with a hunched back, who moved very slow. He shuffled up to the barstool and asked for a glass of Chianti.
He also looked down the bar and asked, “Is that Jesus sitting at the end of the bar?”
The bartender nodded, so the Italian said to give Him a glass of Chianti, too.
The bartender nodded, so the Italian said to give Him a glass of Chianti, too.
The third patron to enter the bar was a redneck, who swaggered into the bar and hollered, "Barkeep, set me up a cold one!”
“Hey, is that God's Boy down there?"
The barkeep nodded, so the redneck told him to give Jesus a cold one, too.
The barkeep nodded, so the redneck told him to give Jesus a cold one, too.
As Jesus got up to leave, he walked over to the Irishman and touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed!"
The Irishman felt the strength come back to his leg, so he got up and danced a jig out the door.
The Irishman felt the strength come back to his leg, so he got up and danced a jig out the door.
Jesus touched the Italian and said, "For your kindness, you are healed!"
The Italian felt his back straighten, so he raised his hands above his head and did a flip out the door.
The Italian felt his back straighten, so he raised his hands above his head and did a flip out the door.
Jesus walked toward the redneck, but the redneck jumped back and exclaimed, "Don't touch me! I'm drawing disability!"
2 comments:
别摸我=BMW=Don't Touch Me
No Science homework for tomorrow?
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