Jul 18, 2013

Homework for 18 July 2013

Hydrochloric acid:
查字典(第十四课)(if you want to)

English:
Think of some questions to discuss about the Giver in class.

Maths:
Bring a tangram to school next tuesday. If you do not have one, please bring a scissors to cut out one.

Science:
Do first page of Worksheet 1

JOTD:
A teacher wanted to test his students on historical facts. 
The teacher asked,"Once, someone asked Napolean Bonaparte for the meaning of the word 'impossible'. How do you think Napolean answered him?"
The nervous student looked at the teacher blankly as he knew nothing about history. He muttered something that the teacher could not hear him and asked him to speak louder.
The student plucked up courage and blurted out, "I don't know."
"Absolutely right!" the teacher exclaimed, "He said, I don't know because there is no such word in my vocabulary!"

The teacher was a troll.

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