Homework For 15/5/13

This will be a special Chinese edition post (except for the JOTD). Still got our SA1 to study for, might as well do some now.

英文：

1）你的有说服力的讲话。明天要做。

附：我在用谷歌翻译。

科学：

1）你的企业风险管理 (ERM)。下个星期要做完。

JOTD (Finally no more of that language which I constantly had to check google translate for):

There are only three types of people in this world:

Those who can count and those who can't.

~ Anselm

~ Who I believe got it from Isaac

Since that was quite short I've got another.

An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin forgetting little things. Their doctor tells them that many people find it useful to write themselves little notes.
When they get home, the wife says, "Dear, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And maybe write that down so you won't forget?"
"Nonsense," says the husband, "I can remember a dish of ice cream."
"Well," says the wife, "I'd also like some strawberries and whipped cream on it."
"My memory's not all that bad," says the husband. "No problem -- a dish of ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream. I don't need to write it down."
He goes into the kitchen; his wife hears pots and pans banging around. The husband finally emerges from the kitchen and presents his wife with a plate of bacon and eggs.
She looks at the plate and asks, "Hey, where's the toast I asked for?"
Source: http://www.jokes.com/funny-food-jokes/n6iu2l/forget-about-it