EXAMS ARE OVER!

But there's still a little teeny bit of homework.

English:
1) Persuasive speech. By Thursday.

SS:
1) SS File. By tomorrow.

JOTD:

Wife: Did you miss me?

Husband: Yes, I wasted a few bullets.

Wife: Oh, okay. So what are we having for dinner?

Husband: Well, I was just trying to get mine....

~ Anselm (The first two lines)
~ Trinitrotoluene (The last two lines)

NOTD (Note of the day):

If you did not understand the JOTD, the husband was a cannibal and was trying to kill and then eat his wife. Geddit now?

Second NOTD:

Exams are over! (you probably saw that from the title) Anyway, it's a time for rejoicing, playing, and sadly more homework....